Eureka! No, Chopra!

So, I have been reading Deepak Chorpra lately, and my goodness... it is like so helping me to become one with the universe, and to get out of the karmic funk I've been stuck in lately. I mean, I still think I'm crazy to hop out of bed and write this blog, but I simply had to. It is for evolution, it is for change. It is a revelation! I couldn't keep it from the rest of the world, right?

No, the cosmos compel me! I am meant to share this creative insight with you, my readers, my friends, and hence, myself (if you've read Chopra, you would totally understand what I am saying)! Anyway, here it goes, the groundbreaking, earthshaking, galaxy-moving information I have to let slip is...that...I... finally realized what my PERFECT burger would be!

I know! Gastronomically astoundingly wonderful news! It just came to me too, I didn't really have to think hard at all. I trusted my instincts and came to a conclusion. The answer was always there, under the surface, like Chopra says! For so long did I contemplate all my favorite toppings, and for years the perfect combo would elude me, the holy grail of burgers. But, alas, it is here! I have found it, it has found me! So, do you wanna hear it! It might blow your mind, but here it goes:

First, obviously it starts with a medium rare great piece of beef, and I prefer a bun for this one...but, then the toppings are, drum roll please: Blue cheese, sharp cheddar cheese, avocado, thick cut bacon, barbecue sauce and onion rings! That's it. I mean, it's perfect, right. Of all the endless combos, it is just ideal. And, it might even be my last meal, throw in some fries, maybe a coffee shake too.

I think I'll call it The Dharma Burger, aka The Deepak, or maybe, just maybe, The Alexandra, but that's too egotistical. Plus, I don't know if I want anyone eating me...wait..nah, I won't go there, my mom reads this. Anyhoo, now that my dream burger is out of the way, I'll focus on some of life's other questions that I know the answers to are right here, below the surface, waiting to be discovered. The existence of God? The meaning of life? Why the sky is endless and blue? The perfect Pizza? Life is beautiful, ain't it?

**What is your perfect burger? Think hard, or, no wait...don't think hard at all!!!